Turija, Serbia, where each year heaven’s real estate grows a centimeter at a time. Their annual sausage festival sets a world record each year for the longest sausage, besting the previous year by one centimeter. In February the ruler stopped at 6,643 feet (2,025 meters).

Turija, Serbia, where each year heaven’s real estate grows a centimeter at a time. Their annual sausage festival sets a world record each year for the longest sausage, besting the previous year by one centimeter. In February the ruler stopped at 6,643 feet (2,025 meters).

Have you ever wished inanimate things - say the Eiffel Tower, for instance - were sausages? Sure you’d have trouble getting your hands around it, but once you do what an oral ride that would be.

Have you ever wished inanimate things - say the Eiffel Tower, for instance - were sausages? Sure you’d have trouble getting your hands around it, but once you do what an oral ride that would be.

Party animal, sausage king…

Party animal, sausage king…

Ring toss.

Ring toss.

Seriously, does any word besides plump come to mind?

Seriously, does any word besides plump come to mind?

Sometimes you have to get a little rough with the sausage.

Sometimes you have to get a little rough with the sausage.

You ever wonder what you would do if you had twelve mouths? Now you have your answer.

You ever wonder what you would do if you had twelve mouths? Now you have your answer.